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Here is your LIVE ticking timer!!

A twenty four hour celebration starts with you meeting me at the southeast corner of State and Ohio at 3pm. For the directionally challenged (wink, wink), that is the corner of Weber Grill.

Your curated Chicago adventure has been designed and carefully crafted by the man known as The King of Chicago.

Tips

  • Keep all body parts (hands, arms, legs, etc.) inside the ride at all times.
  • Wear comfortable clothing and shoes (Day)
  • Sexify yourself (Night)
  • Flash photography is permitted
  • This is an overnight adventure so plan accordingly

Disclaimer
Groupon is not responsible for the content of this adventure. I asked and they said they don’t do this kind of thing.

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